December 5, 2024 Poetry

Venting Frustration on the Baseball Field, When the gods Retire (Willie Mays as a Met)

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Venting Frustration on the Baseball Field 

When Roger Clemens, perhaps snapping in some steroidal spasm, 
Smoldering in combativeness, as if lathered in some tribal custom,
Threw the barrel of Mike Piazza’s bat back at him, 
And a shadow over the World Series, he stayed in the game, 
Despite his best efforts to turn the Subway Series 
Into a boxing match between two teams.

When I threw a bat in frustration, once, in Pony League,
Coach pulled me off the field,
My mom took me home, and my parents threatened 
To never let me set foot on another field.

Things are sure mighty different in the big leagues. 





When the gods Retire (Willie Mays as a Met) 

When Willie Mays returned to New York as a Met, 
More myth and symbol than everyday ballplayer, 
Batted balls that fronted the warning-track wall 
And stretched across the broad, centerfield lawn,
Soared unshadowed to become doubles and triples.

The golden glove who once captured those long and loud outs
And washed away the mistakes of his pitchers, like baptism,
Nowadays, had trouble keeping up in the outfield,
As the greatest ballplayer God ever fashioned,
Quickly and humbled realized, that even he too, can’t play forever.